So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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