just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
These tits shall not be calmed
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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