Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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