So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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