The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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