you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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