And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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