she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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