I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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