Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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