I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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