Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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