If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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