I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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