I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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