You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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