4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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