I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize
