if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
