Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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