I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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