grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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