you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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