Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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