Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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