at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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