Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Randomize
