And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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