She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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