Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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