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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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