Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Dick very happy bro
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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