I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm gonna fight the coyote
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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