Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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