so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize