if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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