What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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