Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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