Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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