Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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