: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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