You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Can't talk, ducks in the car
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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