I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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