Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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