so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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