I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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