Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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