My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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