And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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