Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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