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I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Do plants get herpes?
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