Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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