Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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