I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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