I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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