She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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