Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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