if you like me you must not know who I am
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
