i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
foreskin is a definite game changer
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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