there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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